Welcome to my mind

Aug 24

nursejoy:

me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me

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Aug 24

thebluebear27:

*Tries to sing along and messes up the first lyric*
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Aug 24

We should think of codenames. We’re government agents now, we should have secret codenames.”

Aug 24

memefuckery:

intellectualpizza:

memefuckery:

I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that

Aug 24

Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

Aug 24

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

Aug 24

baebees:

lanadel-brit:

Some things never change

i for one am i truly shocked that britney still experiences thirst as a fully grown adult

Aug 24
pharaohincarnate:

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

SSQQQUUUUAAAADDDDD!!!!

pharaohincarnate:

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

SSQQQUUUUAAAADDDDD!!!!

Aug 24
ariving-hell-on-heels:

khione-the-d-list-goddess:


adorenico:

pineapplestrawberries15:

adorenico:

your-girls-girlfriend:

Fuck Percy! He was an asshole. #WeasleyIsOurKing

lmao wrong fandom sweetie

Percy was pompous, but he came to fight with his family in the end. Not only that, but Percy just chose the wrong side and had a different view from his family- much like Sirius Black. It was Arthur who said the ministry was using Percy, and how do you think it makes a person feel when their own parents don’t think they get to a certain point based on their own abilities?It was also Arthur who told him to leave, instead of trying to understand his son.
Percy was an ass, but then again, you can say that about Arthur too- who is supposedly one of the nicest dudes.
Just saying.

l m a o  w r o n g  f a n d o m  s w e e t i e 

a glorious but stressful day for the pjo fandom


Yeah, and a weird one if you are on both…

ariving-hell-on-heels:

khione-the-d-list-goddess:

adorenico:

pineapplestrawberries15:

adorenico:

your-girls-girlfriend:

Fuck Percy! He was an asshole. #WeasleyIsOurKing

lmao wrong fandom sweetie

Percy was pompous, but he came to fight with his family in the end. Not only that, but Percy just chose the wrong side and had a different view from his family- much like Sirius Black.
It was Arthur who said the ministry was using Percy, and how do you think it makes a person feel when their own parents don’t think they get to a certain point based on their own abilities?
It was also Arthur who told him to leave, instead of trying to understand his son.

Percy was an ass, but then again, you can say that about Arthur too- who is supposedly one of the nicest dudes.

Just saying.

l m a o  w r o n g  f a n d o m  s w e e t i e 

a glorious but stressful day for the pjo fandom

Yeah, and a weird one if you are on both…

Aug 24

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